Strawberry Cog, you have been under examination from the Jew-dar for a few days now.

We know what you've been up to. And we know that you think you can do great things only if people follow you. But you are silly. You aren't Moses either, so that will not work out for you. Our magic has already indicated that your thirst to become an admin or a mod really means you have a lot of maturing to undergo before you become one. You also have a small rash on your scrotum, and a little baby powder for roughly 3 days should help fix it.

BE WARNED. WE WILL TAKE ACTION IF WE MUST. REPENT.

Love,
Apple Jew